Archive for August, 2014

Loud Vehicles House Pained Souls

by Jordan Spencer Cunningham on

If the noise that any of your vehicles makes passes the threshold of 85 decibles (uncomfortable to the common person), then you must answer the following two questions:

  1. Is your vehicle capable of pulling five metric tons?
  2. Do you use  your vehicle to pull that weight regularly?

If you cannot answer a hearty yes to both of the previous two questions, then you are an awful person, and your vehicle should be used for rocket launcher practice. [Read further…]