Blowing PHP Steam

by Jordan Spencer Cunningham on

The other night as I was frustratingly attempting to fix a bug in a Synology DiskStation at my workplace, I took the moments as items were downloading, installing, or restarting to code in PHP a few human feelings common in my existence. Even if you’re not familiar with PHP/HTML or you haven’t the faintest idea of how things are programmed, you will still likely get a kick out of this. Most PHP operators and functions make pretty good sense. Still, to fully appreciate everything below, you’ll probably need to brush up on your PHP, HTML, and MySQL skills.